I was tempted by a recipe I found on the web for Poor Man's Lobster which called for boiling sturgeon in lime soda. Intrigued but dubious, I chose a less bizarre preparation.
That sturgeon shot out of the water like a Polaris missile late for its appointment with apocalypse.
This was but my second fishing trip in 50 years and I was unsure what to do. "What do I do?" I yelled.